Wednesday
Aug182010

Pastor blackmailing online suitors for sex? Listen to his excuse

This is just too much, and the pastor gives the world's worst excuse. It starts:

PASTOR George Randall “Randy” Scott, of the Bethel Temple Assembly Of God Church in Bryan, Texas, has been granted bail of $5,000 after recently being arrested for allegedly pretending to be a teenager online to meet men, then blackmailing them into having oral sex.

But Scott, 51, told police that he was merely monitoring “men seeking men” ads on Craigslist because he:

Wanted to get into the mindset of someone who was into that sexually.

In an affidavit, detective Patrick McCarthy said Scott began posting ads saying he was a 20-year-old man, but would then tell people who responded to them that he was only 16.

He said that when Scott showed up at their apartments, they would be shocked.  Scott said that he would then sit down and talk with the men about why they were wanting to meet other males for sex.

Monday
Aug162010

Couple stoned to death for adultery

Jeez. The news story begins:

KABUL, Afghanistan — Taliban militants in northern Afghanistan stoned a young couple to death for adultery, which a rights group said was the first confirmed use of the punishment here since the hardline Islamist regime was ousted in 2001.

The Taliban-ordered killing comes at a time when international rights groups have raised worries that attempts to negotiate with the Taliban to bring peace to Afghanistan could mean a step backward for human rights in the country. When the Islamist extremists ruled Afghanistan, women were not allowed to leave their houses without a male guardian, and public killings for violations of their harsh interpretation of the Quran were common.

This weekend's stoning appeared to arise from an affair between a married man and a single woman in Kunduz province's Dasht-e-Archi district.

Monday
Aug092010

Don't know why, but I LOVE this guy

This is allegedly my hero.A male JetBlue flight attendant (the gender somehow makes this funnier) gets into a pissing match with a passenger, bitches out said traveler over the plane's PA system, grabs a beer from the gallery, activates the plane's emergency chute, slides on down and escapes to his car.

He was later arrested at his home.

We've all lost our shit at one time or another at work. But this guy did it in style!

Monday
Aug092010

When believers no longer believe

Here's my piece that appeared in Sunday's Los Angeles Times.

P.S. Love the illustration.

Tuesday
Jul272010

Why Pastor Benny Hinn's alleged affair with Pastor Paula White matters

I received a couple of interesting comments about this post about Pastor Benny Hinn allegedly having an affair with Pastor Paula White, both superstar televangelists on Trinity Broadcasting Network.

  1. One reader questioned the veracity of the National Enquirer, which broke the story. The truth be told, the tabloid has scooped the mainstream media on many different stories in recent years (including presidential candidate John Edwards' love child scandal). Plus, the National Enquirer had pics of Hinn and White holding hands outside of Hinn's hotel in Rome. Seemed like enough smoke.
  2. Another wondered why it was news if Hinn was indeed bedding White. Here's why. Hinn holds himself out to be a holy man, and says he believes a very conservative/wacky version of Scripture. When he goes against what he preaches, it's worthy of comment.
  3. Finally, a commenter wondered why I made a big deal out of another pastor who secretly cruised bathrooms for gay sex. There's nothing wrong with gay sex, but there is something wrong with a pastor who makes his living railing about the evil of homosexuality and then spends his time look for anonymous gay encounters.

I'll admit to having a special place in my heart for Benny Hinn. People who follow him pour out their bank accounts in hopes that God will heal them through the televangelist. Many believe that they have indeed been healed, stop going to the doctor and suffer tremendous health consequences, including death.

Meanwhile, Hinn lives literally like royalty. His home is an oceanfront mansion in Dana Point, Calif. He drives the latest luxury automobile. He flies in private jets and stays in presidential suites. All on the back of desperate people who fork over their money because he promises they will be healed.

If there is a Hell, Hinn will occupy a front row seat.